Want a ride?

Ok, so i just got back from a walk i randomly decided to go on. I had nothing to do so i walked to Sobeys to buy some cocoa, and i flounced around town too.
On the way to the mall i was stoped (and so was traffic) by this family in a van and the man in the driver's seat yells "Can you give me directions to the Hope Weslyen Church, please!!???" Great, a church family. So after about five minutes of us yelling back and forth about where churches are, he finally moves on.Every single person in the cars lined up behind him looks at me like they're thinking it wouldn't be too much trouble to take me down with a rifle. Not encouraging.
The rest of my time in Shelburne went well, but when i was just about to get on the "highway" this creepy little man in a beaten down truck stops beside me and says, with this really oily "i rape children" voice, "It's a nice day isn't it? Are you going down that way?, because i could drive you there." While he's saying this i'm still walking with this fixed smile on my face and he's slowly following my pace. Any other time i wouldn't be that unnerved, but this guy had these Elton John sunglasses on, a flannel shirt that was twice his size, and platinum blond hair cut so it resembled an army helmet. He was above and beyond the usual pedophile standards. I kindly told the guy that i'm actually not going that way, and that i'm going to the house right next to me. He actually looked dissapointed. So he drove away while i acted like i was walking up to the house. The moral of this story is: Avoid blond Beatles fans with run down trucks and an odd love of plaid. ;)
It's hot out there!